areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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