It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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