just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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