I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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