this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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