The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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