I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize