After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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