I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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