I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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