..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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