so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just cropdusted the office
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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