she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
