I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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