"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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