I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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