Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Farmville is her only friend.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This baby is an asshole
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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