Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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