So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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