Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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