I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm always down for nudity.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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