We're like a lot better than the average bears
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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