Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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