so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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