I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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