high people should be assigned attendants
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Randomize
