This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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