there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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