i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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