is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Can Purell be used as lube?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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