I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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