when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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