He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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