you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
