I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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