Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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