he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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