Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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