Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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