oh god the rape fog is back!
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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