you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
