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My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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