You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I want to fling myself into the sun
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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