Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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