How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
operation harelip BJ is a go
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.