I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis