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(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

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(216): Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat. http://tfl.nu/4sne

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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(401): so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night" (1-401): um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her http://tfl.nu/rdn4

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You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(512): You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that? http://tfl.nu/amhf

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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge

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(862): i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge http://tfl.nu/uife

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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you

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(412): She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you http://tfl.nu/82k6

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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(780): We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts. http://tfl.nu/8v61

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(253): View more from Washington

The pine trees are waving at me.

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Put the pipe down honey.

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Hi trees.

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(253): The pine trees are waving at me. (907): Put the pipe down honey. (253): Hi trees. http://tfl.nu/6b23

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(704): View more from North Carolina

What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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(704): What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present? http://tfl.nu/yubn

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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.

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(760): she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse. http://tfl.nu/wf42

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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.

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(614): she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again. http://tfl.nu/e05t

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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....

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(231): My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness.... http://tfl.nu/k1tt

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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....

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(318): Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going.... http://tfl.nu/9yl4

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life

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(204): I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life http://tfl.nu/rqe5

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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup

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(715): Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup http://tfl.nu/az6p

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(330): View more from Ohio

I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.

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(330): I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs. http://tfl.nu/h6wa

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