did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.