Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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