I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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