I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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