Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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