Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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