Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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