I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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