just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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