elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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