is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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