Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Drunk is not a location!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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