he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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