She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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